I can’t bake you a cake,
can’t send you a card.

Can’t shake your hand or
give you a call.

All these things are still taboo
cause I really don’t know you.

Are you a friend; perhaps an
acquaintance?  So ein scheiss
these cyber relations.

At any rate, I know who you are.
Friend or acquaintance it doesn’t
matter by far.

Although the lines of etiquette are blurred,
I can still wish you happy birthday without
being absurd.

So, let me send you the best pieces of me.
Let me send you warm wishes and
positive energy.