Another funny thing about me:
When I’m annoyed I can and will “unlearn German” very quickly.
I seriously can go from understanding everything you say, to I don’t speak German in less than 60 seconds.
It’s just one of my defense responses. I can either fight, flee, or not understand you. And “Entschuldigung, ich spreche kein Deutsch,” usually works! ¯_(ツ)_/¯